What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.
HAPPY EASTER EVERYBUNNY!
XXX
RIVERGIRL: books, blog and barges: My posts are mini-memoirs about about life on a barge, our travels and the Netherlands. Oh and sometimes about my writing.
Hahaha, Val, are these all penned by yourself or are they collected from other sources? :-)
ReplyDeleteThis is the real Easter spirit!
Happy Easter!
Hehe, Maria, I wish I could claim to have come up with all of these, but can't...they are some that have made me laugh and still make me laugh for many many years. Thanks for dropping by and happy easter to you too!
ReplyDelete:) :) :) lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Val! xo
ps. keep me posted about Sindy, huh?
you are one funny bunny!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Val and Koos
with love,
cherylann
Hi Val,
ReplyDeleteYou've been blogging a bit lately I see! ;0)
Nice, heartfelt post regarding your Father.
And these bunny jokes are very good! I'll try & use a few today in my holiday foray.
Happy Easter to You, Koos & Everyone!
Love & Carrots, Ed
What did the bunny say while pretending to act like a frog?
ReplyDelete...Rabbit.
I just now made that one...fresh for you, Val!
Happy Easter....and to Koos!
--Dan L.
Hey ho! Glad you all enjoyed these. I rolled with laughter when I read them!
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