Tuesday, March 24, 2026
The meaning of de-greening
Saturday, March 14, 2026
A different kind of driving test
I don’t remember exactly when it was now, but back in the early noughties, I took myself off to the UK to follow a boat handling course which also involved taking a short theory test on the CEVNI (Code Européen des Voies de la Navigation Intérieure or European Inland Waterway rules) to qualify me for the RYA (Royal Yacht Association) inland waterways’ helmsman’s certificate, valid in Europe as well. I did the course on a narrowboat on the Thames, then I took the theory test. It involved maybe a dozen questions on the rules, but that was it. I passed both, but I somehow never felt I was really qualified for navigating Europe’s waterways. I just had that feeling something important was missing.
For a start, driving a narrowboat on the Thames, upstream of the tidal stretch, in fine weather, didn’t seem like sufficient preparation for driving my Dutch barge with a wheel, not a tiller, on a very busy commercial and tidal river in windy, often bad weather in the Netherlands. The two just didn’t relate. Secondly, the theory test seemed skimpy to say the least. Since then, and because of my lack of confidence in the training I received (not their fault at all – the situation was just too different), I have generally left all the steering and manoeuvring to Koos. He was born on a barge and to him it is as intuitive as breathing. It wasn’t difficult to accept that his skill would always be greater in all and any situation.
However, and this is the thing, I stupidly let my English RYA license lapse, and it’s now too late to renew it. As a result, and because I can’t always guarantee Koos will be available to be my skipper when necessary (of course, he’s always willing, but you never know), I decided to study for the Dutch waterways’ permit, known here as the Klein Vaarbewijs (certificate for operators of pleasure craft). There are two parts to this license and I’m aiming to do Part 1 only as I have no intention of cruising on wide waters where there might be waves. Big ones. I do not do the sea or its equivalent. I get hopelessly sea sick and that would never do if I were taking on skipper’s duties, so Part 2 is one I deem to be unnecessary for me. It also means no one can ever ask me to cross the Westerschelde estuary, my big horror. Smart, eh?
Anyway, I’ve been at it now for a few months and I am staggered by the amount I need to learn. It is so much more involved than the somewhat meagre CEVNI rules test I did, which amounted to knowing what a few lights, boards and symbols meant. Now, I need to understand the theory of manoeuvring with both a right and left turning propellor, what effect a bow thruster has (which we don’t have) and what the right of way rules are for sailing boats, both in relation to other sailboats and to motorboats. There is also technical stuff to understand about diesel, petrol and electric engines, both inboard and outboard, as well as regulations for the Dutch waterways and those rivers that are part of the Rhine system. The BPR (the Dutch rules) are often different from the RPR (the Rhine rules) as regards who has right of way in different situations.
I have to say my brain is spinning with all the different information I am having to retain and I’ll be very happy if I just scrape through the exam. I’ve booked it now so for the next few weeks, I’ll be practising during the countdown. Wish me luck and some nice easy questions! 😄
In other news, spring sprung and then slumped back into winter mode again. So far, March has been cold, wet and none too encouraging, but my forsythia is doing a great job of blooming with enthusiasm and we are getting one or two jobs done on board when conditions allow.
Here are a few photos to give you the idea that the world is waking up.
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| A sunny afternoon today |
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| Our village |
Have a lovely weekend allemaal and I wish you all a peaceful, pleasant week. The world might be about to implode, but as long as the sun rises every day, we can have hope.
Friday, March 06, 2026
Pretty as all the pictures
The river was around the roots of these bushes the previous week. By the time we left, it was almost back to normal winter levels.
And the tree lodged against the bridge here was almost completely submerged when we first came to look at the waters. It’s now exposed and will have to be cleared away, or it will become a dam which could cause flooding too.
Have a great weekend, allemaal. We will be busy with boats, I think, so watch this space for news on cleaning and degreening!
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Soggy and Boggy in France
So yes, we’re back at our Crumbly Cottage Mk2 this week, making sure it hasn’t been washed away. Actually, we weren’t particularly concerned about that as Grand Est, while very wet, has not had the major flooding the poor souls in the south have had. It’s been appalling there as well as in Andalucia, Spain, and in Portugal. However, we were prepared for some inondation as it’s called here and were not surprised to see many places with lakes of standing water in fields that are normally dry and clear evidence of rivers breaking their banks.
Our own Marne river here in the village is higher than I’ve ever seen it, with some spots where it has lapped over into the neighbouring fields. What is most impressive is the speed of the flow. From being a usually fairly tranquil river, it has become a torrent of awe-inspiring noise, carrying tree branches and all sorts of debris with it in its race downstream. I took this short video of it from the village bridge.
Here are some other photos I snapped when I took Zoe for a walk along the path between the river and the canal.
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| The old laverie is completely swamped and full of water |
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| Here, the river next to the laverie has broken its banks |
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| Another spot where it has risen over the bank |
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| The ford where Zoe likes to drink and paddle is now too deep to cross over. |
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| There’s usually much more space beneath that foot bridge! The mill in the background must be very noisy now. |
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| More high water. It’s amazing the trees aren’t all uprooted |
Yesterday morning, we had to go to Chaumont, the departmental capital, to do some admin at the tax office, so while Koos was busy negotiating his way through French bureaucracy, I went for a walk with Zoe. The weather wasn’t inspiring, but it was at least dry. Chaumont is a fine city built high above the Marne valley. We’ll definitely go back on a nicer day to explore more as this is the second time we’ve been in less than inviting conditions. Here are a few snaps to give an idea of its position.
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| Just beneath the high ramparts |
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| Looking down into the valley from the ramparts |
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| The city’s administration building is an example of the type of archtecture prevalent in Chaumont |
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| A rather nice bandstand in a small park opposite the city’s admin offices. If you look through it, you’ll see more houses of a similar style |
We are hoping today will be a lovely one once the fog has lifted, so I’ll wish you all a good week, allemaal, and hope you are warm, dry and contented wherever you are.
Monday, February 16, 2026
Four seasons in one day
Then, this morning it was raining, blowing a hoolie and miserable; we even had some hail, so dog walking seemed destined to be a quick dash between the showers. Surprisingly, the weather improved, so we managed not only a decent walk, but also a trip to the harbour to check on the boats. That was just as well, because our Hennie Ha had slipped her mooring in the gale and was floating across her berth ready to take off. Fortunately, the sun was shining again by this time and fixing her back in place was done without complaint or cold. It was a lesson learned, though. Our new mooring will need some rethinking.
Monday, February 09, 2026
A new spot in our watery world
Other than these snippets, there isn't all too much to report. I am busy studying for my Dutch boating license (I stupidly let my English one lapse) and I'm also doing some teaching, as well as the regular training for my examining work, so life is busy and fitting in the more creative areas I enjoy is not quite as easy. That said, my crochet, writing and DIY projects are still simmering away.
Looking out from our world here, I am praying the poor folk in Spain and Portugal gain some relief from the terrible storms and torrential rain they've been enduring. The stories from the region are heartbreaking and, tragically, a friend of mine has lost her home to the floods in Andalucia. Her house and land have been claimed by the river, which burst its banks and consumed everything within range. Her goats and horse have had to be moved onto a neighbour's land, while she and her husband are sheltering with another neighbour until they can find a way forward. They really have lost everything except each other and their animals. A friend of theirs in Spain has set up a GoFundMe donation page to try and collect money to help them survive the coming weeks. If any of my readers here feels like contributing – every little helps – here's the link: GoFundMe
Have a good week allemaal and let's hope the snowdrops I saw this morning are heralding an early spring. We could all do with some of these small signs of hope, couldn't we?
Tuesday, January 27, 2026
Crafting new ideas
January hasn't exactly been an inspiring month. It started off with a heap of snow, which I can't say I enjoyed. I was six when I decided I absolutely did not like winter, snow or any other typical manifestation of that season. As for Zoe, she quite liked it to begin with, but then she got ice balls stuck to her legs and feet and that wasn't so much fun; nor did she like wearing the little snow booties I borrowed from my daughter much, but she tolerated them very well. I think we were more entertained by the kicking donkey impressions she made before she got used to them.
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| We are not amused! |
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| The work in progress |
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| This is the one some of you have already seen |
Another project that kept me busy for a few days was adapting my kitchen stove to be more Val-friendly. I am not a cook and have never made any claims to be, so when we first found the CC Mk1, I was a bit flummoxed by the huge Boretti stove that occupies a large portion of one wall. I realised I was supposed to count myself lucky, but I had no idea what I could do with such a beast. It has six gas burners and a huge oven.
At best, we used two of the hobs and the oven was only turned on once a year when family came to visit. However, I now have a combination microwave, so the oven became even more redundant, and for the last two years, I've just used it as a cupboard. Then, with the increase in energy prices, I started thinking of replacing it and gaining more counter space by buying a smaller stove. Bad idea.
If I wanted a new all-electric cooker, I would need a new group added to the main electricity board as well as a new socket and plug for phase 2 or 3 electricity. My solution was to turn off the gas to the stove, remove the burner grates and the loose tops of the burners and make an extra 'counter' to cover two-thirds of the top. Then I bought a two-hob, free-standing induction plate, which neatly fills in the last third. The oven is also unplugged. The upside is everything is still there if we ever need to resurrect the stove, but now it's much better suited to my way of preparing and cooking food.
As for the Boretti itself, it's a fine appliance, and it still looks good, even if it's now just a cupboard with a small cooker on top!
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| A much more Val-friendly arrangement |
I found the wood for the counter in the cellar, shabby and discoloured, but after sanding it, colouring it with garden fence stain and varnishing it, I was very happy. Koos then helped me by cutting the aluminium trim neatly to size and we used silicone kit to stick it on. I must say I'm very pleased with the result.
We also spent one Sunday installing a rainwater tank in the garden. I've wanted one for a long time and now, at last, we have one. Hopefully, this will help water the plants in the summer although we have to seal the pipe that feeds the tank. With the rain we've had in the last few days, the tank is full and it's leaking out of the hole that receives the feed pipe. There's always something, isn't there?
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| I rather like its organic shape. Excuse the messy garden, though. I haven't had the courage to go and tidy it up! |
So that's about it allemaal. Nothing very exciting and I wouldn't blame you if you've lost interest by now. Sadly, we haven't been able to do much on the boats except give them a clean up a couple of times, so news on that front is pitifully lacking. Here's hoping the weather cheers up some more and gives us a chance to get busy again. I'll finish with a boaty photo just as inspiration. Till next time!
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